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June 3rd, 2009

Microsoft may rename 'netbooks' to longer, less catchy term

Posted by Jennifer Bergen @ 8:40 am

Categories: Microsoft, Netbooks

Tags: Notebook, Microsoft Corp., Netbook, Netbooks, Nettops & MIDs, Hardware, Jennifer Bergen

Just when you were getting used to the term “netbook,” Microsoft comes in and changes it all up. And, if you liked the one-word term, and thought it was as cute as the little laptop it describes, then you’ll love the new term that Microsoft has cooked up in its Catchy Name Labs. Introducing the “low cost small notebook PC.” Brilliant!

What is Microsoft thinking? According to Digitimes, Steven Guggenheimer, general manager of the Application Platform & Development Marketing Division at Microsoft, has this all worked out.

Guggenheimer pointed out on June 2 in Taipei during Computex 2009 that since some of the mini-notebooks already feature capabilities more than just purely Internet browsing –- which is the main purpose of the netbook — therefore the term netbook should be abandoned.

But, why the change? It might have something to do with the fact that the netbook’s current definition doesn’t cover every characteristic that Microsoft wants — namely, a more expensive version of Windows 7. According to Electronista, vendors have already been told they can only install Windows 7 Starter Edition on notebooks with no more than a 10-inch screen, 1GB of memory, a 250GB hard drive, and a single-core 2GHZ processor. For Microsoft to sell the significantly more costly version of Windows 7 Home Premium, they’ll have to change the netbook nomenclature, even if the new low cost small notebook PCs share most of the same features as a netbook.

Nothing is confirmed yet, but we may hear more about the renaming at today’s Computex. What do you think of the new name? Will it catch on? Let us know in the comments below.

And, Doug Aamoth of CrunchGear put it best:

Hey Guggenheimer, on behalf of technology bloggers everywhere, give it up. We’re not going to type out “low cost small notebook PC” when “netbook” has done just fine, thank you. Just because your abnormally long name is eclipsed only by your ridiculously long title doesn’t mean you need to drag us all down with you.

Jennifer BergenJennifer R. Bergen is a journalist and blogger living in New York City. See her full profile and disclosure of her industry affiliations.


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That reminds me of Jerry Pournelle:

I told their national vice president that if AT&;T bought Colonel Sanders they'd market "hot, dead, chicken" to which he replied "It's worse than that. We'd probably call it 'warm, dead, chicken.'"


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Microsoft may rename 'netbooks' to longer, less catchy term  Loverock Davidson | 06/03/09
Agreed. They tried to get UMPC to catch on.  TripleII | 06/03/09
What????  InAction Man | 06/03/09
I was shocked too, but seriously....  Economister | 06/03/09
M$ can call it spaghetti and meatballs...  UAC nanny screen | 06/04/09
netbooks  n3nai | 06/04/09
RE: Microsoft may rename 'netbooks' to longer, less catchy term  podstolom | 06/03/09
Frankly, a lot of people don't use the term "netbook" either  CobraA1 | 06/03/09
Really?  Michael Kelly | 06/03/09
I'm sorry, was I talking about stores? (nt)  CobraA1 | 06/03/09
So you're suggesting  Michael Kelly | 06/03/09
Yes. Of course.  CobraA1 | 06/03/09
MY 9 YEAR OLD SON'S PC  jjworleyeoe | 06/03/09
I agree, but  Economister | 06/03/09
I dunno  CobraA1 | 06/03/09
Re-read my post  Economister | 06/03/09
"So Romeo ...  johnfenjackson@... | 06/03/09
How hard would it be ...  n0neXn0ne | 06/03/09
Sure. Rename them to POS  itguy08 | 06/03/09
I've got a catchier name. It rolls right off the tongue.  MGP2 | 06/03/09
I find it amusing  LiquidLearner | 06/03/09
Dead on Arrival  David Blomstrom | 06/03/09
laptop?  lefty.crupps | 06/04/09
How about MFUC?  dswanson2609 | 06/04/09
RE: Microsoft may rename 'netbooks' to longer, less catchy term  Travis Hutchinson | 06/04/09
Fail  Stan@... | 06/04/09
RE: Microsoft may rename 'netbooks' to longer, less catchy term  maleman67 | 06/07/09
Advertising warm, dead chicken...  MV_z | 06/08/09

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