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July 22nd, 2008

Microsoft's "flat Earth" ad falls flat for me

Posted by Adrian Kingsley-Hughes @ 8:41 am

Categories: Microsoft

Tags: Earth, Advertisement, Operating System, Microsoft Windows Vista, Microsoft Corp., Microsoft Windows, Microsoft Windows Vista (Longhorn), Microsoft Windows XP, Operating Systems, Software

Maybe it’s just me and the fact that my head has been warped by watching too many MST3K episodes, but Microsoft’s “flat Earth” ad just doesn’t work for me, and I use Vista!

Here, thanks to Ed Bott, is the teaser:

Microsoft's

When I first saw that this morning, all I could do was come up with were smart-ass replies. I don’t know about you but that image is just so ideal for parody. In fact, the most serious rejoinder that I came up with was ”yeah, but the Earth WASN’T flat … “. After all, hardware and software incompatibilities and poor performance when the OS was compared to XP wasn’t down to the fact that people believed is something that wasn’t true (which is what this flat Earth reference is supposed to conjure), it was down to the OS. Back in the early days of Vista you could believe all you wanted in the OS, but that wasn’t going to get your printer working or your game running any faster.

Even the overall message that the ad is trying to convey is uninspiring. For example:

Meanwhile, a series of independent speed tests found that Windows Vista with SP1 performed comparably to Windows XP SP2.

Why doesn’t it win? Simple. Behind the scenes, Windows Vista is doing a lot more on your behalf than Windows XP does. It’s indexing your files so you can find them fast, keeping your hard drive organized, saving your work so nothing gets lost, and defending your computer against hackers and phishers.

So, when your favorite first person shooter starts to stutter, or that photo is taking a little too long to open in Photoshop, you can take comfort in the fact that Vista is doing a lot more on your behalf than Windows XP ever did.

Thoughts?

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He's not talking about playing computer games.

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Posted by: Cardhu Posted on: 08/29/08 You are currently: a Guest | | Terms of Use
I have to agree: The flat Earth thing is funny.  Letophoro | 07/22/08
Educated people have known Earth is spherical...  olePigeon | 07/23/08
yup  TedKraan | 07/23/08
Minor stuff  e-man_z | 07/23/08
General educaton is relatively recent.  Letophoro | 07/24/08
It's Photoshop Phriday Phodder  Your Mom 2.0 | 07/23/08
Microsoft's "flat Earth" ad falls flat for me  Loverock Davidson | 07/22/08
Patrick Swayze may be Microsoft's only hope. [nt]  olePigeon | 07/23/08
RE: Microsoft's  g_keramidas@... | 07/22/08
You have seen nothing yet...  Mike Cox | 07/22/08
Drum roll...  D. T. Schmitz | 07/22/08
Until everyone is proudly using Vista.  Jeremy W | 07/22/08
thanks  mtgarden | 07/22/08
Mike Cox is a parody  soonerproud | 07/22/08
Nah...  TedKraan | 07/23/08
Cox is stuck in M$ Box  Web Smart | 07/24/08
Thank you once again  GuidingLight | 07/22/08
re: Thank you once again  none none | 07/22/08
You have a clue to what constitutes a "good product"  Jeremy W | 07/23/08
MacOphiles  MichaelWells | 07/23/08
i agree with you  zomgguy | 08/25/08
Here, fishy, fishy, fishy . . .  JLHenry | 07/23/08
Not good at catching satire, are you?  TtfnJohn | 07/23/08
Actually, your statement is more conjecture  alaniane@... | 07/24/08
I don't imagine they'll bring up the Hindenburg...  Mac Hosehead | 07/22/08
And lets not forget  tombalablomba | 07/22/08
Or my favorite...  none none | 07/22/08
Can I get whatever you are smoking?  THX 1138 | 07/23/08
It may look like...  Cardinal_Bill | 07/22/08
History lessons != product excitement  BigDragon | 07/23/08
soz.. don't grade this that high  TedKraan | 07/23/08
Microsoft spent millions of dollars, and all we got was a crappy analogy.  bpony | 07/22/08
...  johnfenjackson@... | 07/22/08
Oh, yeah. I get it.  Userama | 07/22/08
Thomas Friedman says the same thing about the world being flat...  HypnoToad | 07/22/08
It's actually insulting  John L. Ries | 07/22/08
RE: Microsoft's  rossj_uk | 07/22/08
I still don't care about Vista  barence773 | 07/22/08
And who cares that you don't care?!  Gruffydd | 07/25/08
No one ever believed that  Kaiwai | 07/22/08
Actually...  Sleeper Service | 07/22/08
Thing is...  TtfnJohn | 07/23/08
Ad Dollars can't save Lousy Products. Sorry.  Davewrite | 07/22/08
Eh...  zomgguy | 08/24/08
Sea Shanties and Mutual Exclusion  Harry Bardal | 07/22/08
Microsoft's Earth is so Flat that nothing can save Vista's reputation  GiveMeGizmos | 07/22/08
VISTA SUCKS! More than twice as slow  surfyogi | 07/22/08
You claim to be an engineer...  wolf_z | 07/23/08
And at one point.....  Userama | 07/22/08
They sell today...  Cardinal_Bill | 07/22/08
The world is round; therefore Vista is not buggy and slow.  buddhistMonkey | 07/23/08
Why can't ZDNet fix this?  BitTwiddler | 07/23/08
RE: Microsoft's ad blitz? I can't wait .... for Apple's Reply  TG2 | 07/23/08
Flat Earth vs Philanthropist Gates  David Blomstrom | 07/23/08
wth...  zomgguy | 08/25/08
It won't work for people who know history  e-man_z | 07/23/08
Great!  Sleeper Service | 07/23/08
Boats and Vista...bad combination  BigDragon | 07/23/08
Amen  David Blomstrom | 07/23/08
Is that the same shipwreck...  Sleeper Service | 07/23/08
Same one.  David Blomstrom | 07/23/08
Where do you get your info?  laura.b | 07/23/08
Learn how to READ.  David Blomstrom | 07/23/08
In other words...  Sleeper Service | 07/23/08
Do you really think...  Userama | 07/23/08
Yes, it worked for Apple  BigDragon | 07/23/08
Won't work for Microsoft though  TtfnJohn | 07/23/08
Zomg  TedKraan | 07/23/08
So switch it off.  Sleeper Service | 07/23/08
Yes!  David Blomstrom | 07/23/08
No!  eb276 | 07/23/08
totally agree  TedKraan | 07/23/08
sadly true  barence773 | 07/23/08
Games?  David Blomstrom | 07/23/08
You gave up games...  Sleeper Service | 07/23/08
BULLSEYE!  David Blomstrom | 07/23/08
O_O  zomgguy | 08/25/08
Go Back And Read His Post  Cardhu | 08/29/08
yup  TedKraan | 07/23/08
Well, it's good at telling you a program is not responding...  TtfnJohn | 07/23/08
RE: Microsoft's  dave@... | 07/23/08
Geeks is Geeks  jplatt39 | 07/23/08
RE: Microsoft's  Rob Groh | 07/23/08
RE: Microsoft's  THX 1138 | 07/23/08
I think you'd miss if you tried.  Sleeper Service | 07/23/08
Ads pound on Microsoft's customers, not Apple's  e-man_z | 07/23/08
You just got Coxed.  TtfnJohn | 07/23/08
RE: Microsoft's strategy flat? I bet you are high on Cupertino's gift list.  DonBurnett | 07/23/08
Not on My Behalf  darkonc | 07/24/08
Microsoft's Ad Shows Their Attitudes Towards Customers  Cardhu | 07/27/08
RE: Microsoft's  maggietoo9 | 08/02/08
The ad's premise isn't even right  LeonBA | 08/05/08

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