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December 2nd, 2008

Who put the 'crap' in 'Crapintosh'?

Posted by Zack Whittaker @ 4:35 am

Categories: Apple, Guest posts, Hardware, Microsoft, Mobile computing, Multimedia, Skills development, University, e-Learning

Tags: Apple Macintosh, Zack Whittaker, Desktops, Hardware

Zack Whittaker has taken a few days off to “get his head together”, so in the meantime his best friend, Elliot Harrison, has stepped up to the firing squad to cover this week.

Mac vs. WindowsThe hate campaign certain Windows users have against Macintosh users must stop! Not only are these naughty people so very ill informed, but also quite rude. This article will explore (with genuine fact) why exactly Macintosh is more productive, cheaper, better looking and more reliable to invest your student money in than anywhere else.

I will begin with a quote, (and lord knows how we English students love them):

“In a world without walls or fences, what use do we have for Windows or Gates?”

Here, here, well said, whoever you are! And, in light of this piece of literary genius, boys and girls, I come to you with a simple plea. Students across our fair planet, throw your chunky PC’s out of the nearest window, (careful not to hurt yourself) run to the nearest Mac store and waste the whole of your student loan on a brand new Mac.

Many of you may have seen the Mac parody adverts on the television, the ones with comedy duo Mitchell and Webb? Naturally I use the word ‘comedy’ lightly. The problem with Mac’s popularity lies in the filming of these very adverts. People are simply not aware that Macs to great things. These adverts (foolishly) give the Macintosh a light hearted, and friendly approach to computing, a sell which doesn’t quite match the hard sell that rival PC companies have.

By rights this should be a good thing. But it isn’t. Having an ad campaign completely boasting simplicity doesn’t do justice to all of the amazing things you can do with a Macintosh. I don’t want a white background and a semi cool Mac fan telling me very calmly that ‘did I know that I can…rar rar rar’. Boring!

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  • Most Recent of 53 Talkback(s)
RE: Who put the 'crap' in 'Crapintosh'?
Boy, break out the Apple coolaid for this guy. (Read the rest)
Posted by: rparker009 Posted on: 01/19/09 You are currently: a Guest | | Terms of Use
Obviously you  JT82 | 12/02/08
Where did he get his numbers? Welcome to: 1995!  ye | 12/02/08
You will....  daMan25 | 12/02/08
Agreed! I have way more machine for my money.  Pembo | 12/03/08
Where's the supporting evidence?  MariusSilverwolf | 12/02/08
Matte Screen - YES  john.foggitt@... | 12/02/08
RE: MariusSilverwolf  zwhittakerZDNet Moderator | 12/02/08
There's a difference ...  MariusSilverwolf | 12/02/08
A minor note  rhomp2002@... | 12/02/08
Who put the 'crap' into this article?  T1Oracle | 12/02/08
RE: Who put the 'crap' in 'Crapintosh'?  Jaril | 12/02/08
Well  Badgered | 12/02/08
I've got a Mac and a PC. The Mac is in storage.  john.foggitt@... | 12/02/08
The Mini is still being produced and sold.  ye | 12/02/08
In some defense  MariusSilverwolf | 12/02/08
I'll have it!  Duncan Moran | 12/02/08
A couple issues...  vulpine@... | 12/02/08
The Mac is in storage. ..  bgonetoo | 12/03/08
I think the real question is.....  mhbowman@... | 12/02/08
Don't project  frgough | 12/02/08
Mac users weren't paraodied on The Simpsons for no reason.  ye | 12/02/08
I'm guessing he hit a nerve.....  Badgered | 12/02/08
Congratulations... but  mhbowman@... | 12/02/08
Unfortunately, you *are* being defensive.  -hh | 12/04/08
Let me be the first ....  mhbowman@... | 12/04/08
Another possibility  pwcdr | 12/11/08
... not what you asked.  vulpine@... | 12/02/08
Ignorance Much??  daMan25 | 12/02/08
I'm glad you are so "Black and White"  vulpine@... | 12/02/08
I agree  daMan25 | 12/03/08
You missed the point.....  mhbowman@... | 12/03/08
Slip-sliding away....  vulpine@... | 12/03/08
Like I have said before....  daMan25 | 12/03/08
I like how people jump to conclusions.  vulpine@... | 12/06/08
ultimate argument  kitko | 12/02/08
Has anyone questioned the existence of stupid people?  ye | 12/02/08
Fashion items depreciate at a slower rate than real computers... nt  T1Oracle | 12/02/08
It's what you lose in absolute value that counts  john.foggitt@... | 12/03/08
Absolute value  vulpine@... | 12/03/08
RE: Who put the 'crap' in 'Crapintosh'?  denny@... | 12/02/08
Author: Freshmen English Student?  Litehouse | 12/02/08
hnmm...  Litehouse | 12/02/08
This a humour piece, right?  RocketEater | 12/02/08
well done to the author  danielgwood | 12/02/08
Of course, Apple enthusiasts would never...  jgaskell | 12/02/08
Flip a coin  Ken_z | 12/02/08
This isn't a Mac vs. PC issue  kenmacallister | 12/03/08
Well...  superhobo | 12/04/08
RE: Who put the 'crap' in 'Crapintosh'?  bgonetoo | 12/03/08
This article  superhobo | 12/04/08
RE: Who put the 'crap' in 'Crapintosh'?  medezark@... | 12/05/08
RE: Who put the 'crap' in 'Crapintosh'?  dadzboss@... | 12/06/08
RE: Who put the 'crap' in 'Crapintosh'?  rparker009 | 01/19/09

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