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March 26th, 2009

Microsoft ad: 'I'm just not cool enough to be a Mac person'

Posted by Mary Jo Foley @ 1:44 pm

Categories: Advertising, Corporate strategy, Vista, Windows 7, Windows client

Tags: Apple Macintosh, Advertisement, Microsoft Corp., Laptop Computer, Mary Jo Foley

Microsoft has new consumer PC ads out, set to begin airing on March 26 during March Madness basketball.

I just checked out a preview of one of the spots over on www.windows.com. The 60-second ad is all about “Lauren,” who wants to buy a new, 17-inch-screen laptop for under $1,000.

Lauren isn’t a die-hard Windows fan, who, like me, crosses to the other side of the street so as not to get too close to an Apple store (hoping to avoid roving bands of rabid Mac fanboys/girls and their ilk). Lauren checks out the forbidden fruit. But she can only find one, measly 13-inch Macbook in her price range and joking tells the camera, “I’m just not cool enough to be a Mac person.”

(The sarcasm is amusing, but I already forsee a new “I’m a Mac” commercial spoofs on this one. And unlike many Microsoft marketing managers, I don’t cotton to the idea that any time you can get someone talking about your products or ads, even if it is negatively, is still good news.)

As part of the latest wave of Windows ads (other phases of which have included the perplexing Seinfeld series, the Mojave Experiment, “I’m a PC” and “The Rookies“), the new “Laptop Hunters” series of ads focuses on customer profiles. What kind of Windows PC should you get if you’re a gamer? (A $1,900 Asus G50 G50VT-A2)  A designer? (A $1,000 Lenovo IdeaPad Y530) A parent? (A $630 Toshiba Satellite A305) A socialite? (A $1,500 Lenovo IdeaPad Y730).

(Where’s “A recession-plagued writer” with a link to a $500 netbook? Or even the pricier Vivienne Tam edition?)

Update: Brad Brooks, Corporate Vice President of Windows Consumer Marketing, characterized the new campaign as highlighting Microsoft’s heritage as a low-cost player. “It’s about making technology affordable and focusing on value and what it means,” Brooks said. Microsoft’s contention is “we provide better value at any price point.”

I’m not sure I fit in any of the Laptop Hunter profiles. But I’m definitely in the market for a new PC. But I’m holding out for that shiny WIndows 7 one I bet I’ll get to buy later this year…

What do you think of the Laptop Hunters ads? Better or worse than what the Softies have tried so far as part of their $300 million “Life Without Walls campaign?

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Why was Lauren's first stop the 'Mac' store?
MJF characterizes her as "checking out the forbidden fruit." Is
that what she was doing? She didn't exactly look pleased
after the phony shot where she doesn't really go inside the
store, but reports that the computers were all $1,000 and
up.... (Read the rest)
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olePigeon would HATE this computer!!  NonZealot | 03/26/09
Oh Yeah!!  Mr.SB | 03/26/09
Is there a grown-up version of this thread?  Power Natto | 04/06/09
A hundred years from now...  winski | 03/26/09
She's been bashing Apple for 5 years  rynning | 03/26/09
LOL....  daMan25 | 03/27/09
They're both junk  T1Oracle | 03/27/09
Correction....  daMan25 | 03/27/09
Vista just a bit of a hog?  SpatsnHats | 03/27/09
Or...  daMan25 | 03/28/09
I must be that good then!  NonZealot | 03/27/09
Just lucky rather than good...  olePigeon | 03/27/09
Fair enough  NonZealot | 03/27/09
@NZ  Badgered | 03/27/09
Vista is forcing developers to code better  BillDem | 06/29/09
How often do you re-install?  T1Oracle | 03/27/09
OSs don't last that long on my desktop  NonZealot | 03/27/09
I've installed the OS once on each of my systems  BillDem | 06/29/09
No, they're all junk.  fuego96@... | 04/02/09
Duuuude! Stop bashing...  sqr(cos(180)) | 03/28/09
Hello.....  daMan25 | 03/29/09
Steven Colbert uses an iPhone. Nuff said! (NT)  No More Microsoft Software Ever! | 04/03/09
And he uses it with a PC... wink  BillDem | 06/29/09
Not sure what you mean  t-meers | 03/27/09
My Eee PC with Xandros was ready out of the box too. nt  T1Oracle | 03/27/09
Brand Loyalty...  nickdangerthirdi@... | 03/27/09
OS's are not commodity  SpatsnHats | 03/27/09
I agree completely. nt  T1Oracle | 03/29/09
I may be dating myself...  914four | 03/30/09
Which is better?  kc117mx | 03/27/09
Good for him....  MGP2 | 03/28/09
"MacZealot" (Sorta)  shadowcat_2 | 03/30/09
You really think?  Jkirk3279 | 03/30/09
You're clueless no matter what thread you reply to...  olePigeon | 03/27/09
Sorry olePigeon but I just couldn't resist  NonZealot | 03/27/09
She got her work done  Jesster | 03/31/09
Ok fanboys! make a line, dont rush  Mr.SB | 03/26/09
HAHAHA  Kid Icarus-21097050858087920245213802267493 | 03/26/09
AGAIN !!!!!  Mr.SB | 03/27/09
Microsoft is marketshare king  Kid Icarus-21097050858087920245213802267493 | 03/27/09
10%?  Sleeper Service | 03/28/09
LOL  Kid Icarus-21097050858087920245213802267493 | 03/30/09
Anything does actually...  DaemonSlayer | 04/09/09
The Mac ads are personifications of the OS, not the users...  olePigeon | 03/27/09
Perhaps...  Badgered | 03/27/09
I find it hard to believe that anyone thinks Justin Long is cool. [nt]  olePigeon | 03/27/09
Well...  rag@... | 04/02/09
Re: The Mac ads are personifications of the OS, not the users  notsofast | 03/28/09
I didn't say they were accurate, just that Microsoft missed the point. [nt]  olePigeon | 03/29/09
High End???  daMan25 | 03/27/09
RE: High End  JakAttak | 03/27/09
Actually....  daMan25 | 03/27/09
a few things....  Badgered | 03/27/09
Speaking from the nether regions, again?  Dr. John | 03/27/09
re: sub-$1000 laptop specs  justwait | 03/27/09
Yes..  daMan25 | 03/29/09
The New Ford Ad:  Jkirk3279 | 03/30/09
Good job Mary Jo!  winski | 03/26/09
In 25 years of using computers and laptops  No More Microsoft Software Ever! | 03/26/09
apple  savage3006 | 03/26/09
Still waiting for something good!  Jesster | 03/31/09
See you can fool some of the people ALL of the time  tonymcs@... | 03/26/09
So what's your excuse?  zkiwi | 03/26/09
Can you.....  daMan25 | 03/27/09
Well...  zkiwi | 03/27/09
So...  Sleeper Service | 03/28/09
Laugh away fuzzball...  zkiwi | 03/28/09
Really?  Sleeper Service | 03/29/09
So, the fabulous Vista sales fable continues  zkiwi | 03/29/09
Hmm...  Sleeper Service | 03/30/09
How are we being fooled?  Joeman57 | 03/27/09
Just to let you know...  daMan25 | 03/27/09
irony is fantastic  coffeeshark | 03/27/09
RE: irony  JakAttak | 03/27/09
Here's why I'm a PC  marksashton | 03/26/09
Yep  rjohn05 | 03/26/09
Can't Do It  DannyO_0x98 | 03/26/09
Here is why I'm a Mac........  middle of nowhere | 03/26/09
and your point being?  Playos | 03/27/09
What's your point?  Kid Icarus-21097050858087920245213802267493 | 03/27/09
Newsflash  Joeman57 | 03/27/09
Those aren't consumers!  Kid Icarus-21097050858087920245213802267493 | 03/27/09
yes they are  Joeman57 | 03/27/09
huh?  Badgered | 03/27/09
Sadly, you're understanding of basic words is lacking  Kid Icarus-21097050858087920245213802267493 | 03/27/09
kid: Sadly, your command of english is as poor as your point  Joeman57 | 03/27/09
The point is  Kid Icarus-21097050858087920245213802267493 | 03/27/09
You should have said it like that at the beginning  Joeman57 | 03/27/09
I'm guessing his point is that the value of the computer...  olePigeon | 03/27/09
no RAM included, no OS included and no warranty  stevey_d | 06/29/09
You know... I'm just not cool enough to be a Mac person  TheWerewolf | 03/26/09
You are just not SMART enough to be a Mac...  i8thecat | 03/27/09
And a smart person...  MGP2 | 03/28/09
are you saying physical appearance doesn't matter at all?  stevey_d | 06/29/09
Spot the irony...  Sleeper Service | 03/28/09
LOL. I wasn't touching that...  MGP2 | 03/28/09
"Mac is the absolute best bang for the buck" Absolutely NOT!!!  jacarter3 | 04/01/09
Enter Linux  Richard Flude | 03/26/09
Well they got one thing right...  storm14k | 03/26/09
Apple's smug condescending customer service is what alienated my family.  invmgr@... | 03/27/09
I have a Y410  masinick@... | 03/31/09
I go for Linux because it gives me what I want  masinick@... | 03/31/09
Linux: "we're cheaper than Windows but suck more than Windows and Mac"  markbn | 04/01/09
The tears from the Apple faithful...  Sleeper Service | 03/26/09
I don't see no tears...  randomnoise | 03/27/09
Tears?  Sleeper Service | 03/27/09
I have tears...  jacarter3 | 04/01/09
Tears of Laughter! Ads PROVE Apple Mac has got mighty MS worried!  Davewrite | 03/27/09
Buzz... Buzz... SPLAT!  Sleeper Service | 03/28/09
Is that the sound of MS falling apart? -nt  Davewrite | 03/28/09
Nope, just your argument.  Sleeper Service | 03/29/09
At least it's hella better than Sienfeld "I-am-trying-hard-to-be-cool" ad.  Dealing | 03/26/09
Microsoft possibly the worlds worst marketing company  martin23 | 03/26/09
I disagree withyou on this one.  Dealing | 03/26/09
Re: Microsoft possibly the worlds worst marketing company  sammymason | 03/26/09
LOL - You're right on target!  David Blomstrom | 03/26/09
Name another software company  LiquidLearner | 03/26/09
Speaking of Impacts...  David Blomstrom | 03/27/09
MS caused the 'Great Recession';-)  Richard Flude | 03/26/09
Understatements....  Badgered | 03/27/09
Congratulations...  MGP2 | 03/28/09
???  JakAttak | 03/27/09
Corporate philanthropy...  David Blomstrom | 03/27/09
Well, thankfully you're not biased  MGP2 | 03/28/09
Biased and Proud of it...  David Blomstrom | 03/29/09
Just like "children"  Ole Man | 03/28/09
Good post!  David Blomstrom | 03/29/09
SHH I'm Hunting Trolls.........  GAXXIS | 03/29/09
I'm assuming your employer doesn't drug test you...  MGP2 | 03/28/09
U R a Fool  David Blomstrom | 03/28/09
Glad to see you're dealing with facts  MGP2 | 03/28/09
Glad to see you're ignoring them.  David Blomstrom | 03/29/09
Walmart  martin23 | 03/27/09
Their ads are the perfect reason NOT to be a PC  dsuden | 03/26/09
Also,  Kid Icarus-21097050858087920245213802267493 | 03/26/09
Lie much?  MGP2 | 03/28/09
Sorry for you, I got the popup...  msalzberg | 03/28/09
Yeah, cuz we know you'd never do something like that....  MGP2 | 03/28/09
Then why does Microsoft insist..  msalzberg | 03/28/09
ROFLOL  GAXXIS | 03/29/09
Verification Please.  DaemonSlayer | 04/09/09
RE: Microsoft ad: 'I'm just not cool enough to be a Mac person'  Richard B | 03/26/09
I don't know  epcraig | 03/26/09
I can't watch any of Apple's ads on Apple's site  NonZealot | 03/27/09
I'll remember that....  James T. Kirk | 03/26/09
Bill Gates Wiggling His Fat Butt  David Blomstrom | 03/26/09
In case you haven't heard the news. Bill Gates has resigned.  Dealing | 03/26/09
Please Get a Clue  David Blomstrom | 03/26/09
Crossing the street to avoid Apple store  Conservationist | 03/26/09
Now you sound a tad childish.  James Quinn | 03/27/09
Where can I get one of those "Moon Suits?" I want one! happy -nt  Davewrite | 03/27/09
RE: Microsoft ad: 'I'm just not cool enough to be a Mac person'  nospam@... | 03/26/09
Hey, Lauren...  Userama | 03/26/09
Apple More Cash than MS (28 B vs 20 B), 9% Mac growth last quarter  Davewrite | 03/26/09
More cash only means..  daftkey | 03/26/09
I have no clue how to answer your post happy  Davewrite | 03/26/09
Business 101  daftkey | 03/26/09
Apple "resting on its laurels"?  Davewrite | 03/26/09
Business 101?  Kizzume | 03/27/09
Looks like Davewrite & friends won. nt  GSavage777 | 03/27/09
RE: Microsoft ad: 'I'm just not cool enough to be a Mac person'  GregoryHaralson | 03/26/09
RE: Microsoft ad: 'I'm just not cool enough to be a Mac person'  Loverock Davidson | 03/26/09
"people do not buy Macs" you say, then why MS running these ads?  Davewrite | 03/26/09
You took it out of context  Loverock Davidson | 03/27/09
Sorry, but..  Kid Icarus-21097050858087920245213802267493 | 03/27/09
Nope  Loverock Davidson | 03/27/09
*shutters*  Kid Icarus-21097050858087920245213802267493 | 03/27/09
Good point Kid, Apple says 50% of macs go to NEW customers  Davewrite | 03/28/09
US is not whole world!  winux apple picker | 03/26/09
I'm sorry you live in a poor country  vikingnyc@... | 03/27/09
That wasn't an analogy.  MGP2 | 03/28/09
Huh??? No Internet????  DaemonSlayer | 04/09/09
Yeah and I'm so cool:P  James Quinn | 03/27/09
Trolls trolling trolls  zenotek | 03/27/09
happy  timiteh | 03/27/09
But that's the point, isn't it?  vikingnyc@... | 03/27/09
Simply because  timiteh | 03/27/09
The Apple/MS war has been going on for sometime.  James Quinn | 03/27/09
Well  timiteh | 03/29/09
What is the point???  GAXXIS | 03/29/09
I've said it once and I'll say it again...  vikingnyc@... | 03/27/09
I'm sorry you're homeless...  MGP2 | 03/28/09
Low Cost, LOL  pogson | 03/27/09
was gonna do the troll thing bit I have a question  GAXXIS | 03/29/09
Distorting the commercial  ejhonda | 03/27/09
distortion  Mary Jo FoleyZDNet Moderator | 03/27/09
Your're a PC?  Kid Icarus-21097050858087920245213802267493 | 03/27/09
Just to be safe...  WarhavenSC | 03/27/09
happy  Kid Icarus-21097050858087920245213802267493 | 03/27/09
Bwaaa ha ha ha  MGP2 | 03/28/09
Great Value...  DaemonSlayer | 04/09/09
Apple should love MS  SDKnows | 03/27/09
Ha! Great line!  MGP2 | 03/28/09
RE: Microsoft ad: 'I'm just not cool enough to be a Mac person'  thedudez | 03/27/09
RE: Microsoft ad: 'I'm just not cool enough to be a Mac person'  thedudez | 03/27/09
Not forgetting  timiteh | 03/27/09
MAC is a PC in a different wrapper  duclod | 03/27/09
Many Mac and PC components are NOT comparable, neither is design  Davewrite | 03/27/09
But the Apple apologists say none of these are factors!  NonZealot | 03/27/09
SUCKY Win MO OS of the HTC destroys every hardware advantage  Davewrite | 03/27/09
I read your rant with amusement  NonZealot | 03/27/09
Ah NZ ! Twisting the Dave's words again!  Davewrite | 03/27/09
I totally understand  NonZealot | 03/27/09
@NonZealot..  msalzberg | 03/28/09
Wow,  Kid Icarus-21097050858087920245213802267493 | 03/27/09
Don't disagree with the Zealot...  msalzberg | 03/27/09
Maybe more people should hit the  Kid Icarus-21097050858087920245213802267493 | 03/30/09
Moderators will not remove posts that don't have personal attacks  NonZealot | 03/30/09
Hitting that button...  msalzberg | 03/30/09
@Zealot..  msalzberg | 03/30/09
RE: Apple apologists  JakAttak | 03/27/09
I don't collect links, sorry  NonZealot | 03/27/09
Not that far apart  duclod | 03/27/09
they can be MILES apart.  Davewrite | 03/27/09
You are right, it is nonsense  NonZealot | 03/27/09
Read: ""We allow our software to be installed on really cheap machines"  Davewrite | 03/27/09
Congratulations!  Sleeper Service | 03/28/09
Sleepo, whenever MS starts a debate they're gonna get trashed, look at this  Davewrite | 03/28/09
Nice piece...  Sleeper Service | 03/28/09
Sleepo if you thought the Fox thing was MS positive you've got reality..  Davewrite | 03/28/09
Microsoft?s heritage as a low-cost player?  Henrik Moller | 03/27/09
I didn't see this as targetting the "low cost" buyer  NonZealot | 03/27/09
netbook ads to come?  Mary Jo FoleyZDNet Moderator | 03/27/09
But will they mention Apple in the Netbook ad?  NonZealot | 03/27/09
Note Exactly...  WarhavenSC | 03/27/09
Wrong on 2 counts  NonZealot | 03/27/09
Double Plus Wrong  WarhavenSC | 03/27/09
Nice rant, doesn't make you right  NonZealot | 03/27/09
Did You Have Any Understanding of What I Posted?  WarhavenSC | 03/27/09
I was just quoting the article:  Henrik Moller | 03/27/09
Ouch, what a stupid thing to say  NonZealot | 03/27/09
Micsrosoft doesn't WANT you to buy ...  mwagner@... | 03/27/09
[nt]  zenotek | 03/27/09
Sorry, but the true epitome of cool is Linux. (nt)  Henrik Moller | 03/27/09
Alternatively...  olePigeon | 03/27/09
Dwayne Dibbley?  Sleeper Service | 03/27/09
Duane Dibbley -- Red Dwarf Reference  WarhavenSC | 03/27/09
A beautiful commercial, unfortunately it's selling MS junk... :\ nt  T1Oracle | 03/27/09
Why should I care what commercials MS creates?  ranjix@... | 03/27/09
All the things she lost, and won  Waldemar Axdorph | 03/27/09
Much better ad. Actually makes sense.  Dr. John | 03/27/09
Weird a MS ad that does NOT mention the MS component: VISTA  Davewrite | 03/27/09
brand guru Rob Frankel: "Another failure, big time, for Microsoft."  Davewrite | 03/27/09
More lame ads from Microsoft....zzzzzzzzzz  GoPower | 03/27/09
Nobody gets this excited shopping for PCs  paferg | 03/27/09
Amusing? Yes, but ...  mwagner@... | 03/27/09
Probably not...  olePigeon | 03/27/09
Imagine if they made a game console...  Kizzume | 03/27/09
Won't be like the Xbox, MS had to pay 1 billion in Warranty claims  Davewrite | 03/28/09
You never heard of RROD???  ashdude | 03/29/09
RE: Microsoft ad: 'I'm just not cool enough to be a Mac person'  JonA_z | 03/27/09
RE: Microsoft ad: 'I'm just not cool enough to be a Mac person'  fletchoid | 03/27/09
I'm a Mac...and I'm a bimbo!!!  David Blomstrom | 03/27/09
Microsoft ad: 'What can I buy with no OS ?'  alan_r_cam@... | 03/27/09
Fox Roundtable: Discusses Ad, ends up praising Mac, Bizarre  Davewrite | 03/27/09
Interesting...  James Quinn | 03/28/09
"We're not helping Microsoft." LOL!!!  ashdude | 04/02/09
Sure...  Sleeper Service | 03/28/09
Most celebrities use Mac's.  ashdude | 03/29/09
Amen!  David Blomstrom | 03/29/09
You are a marketer's DREAM!!  NonZealot | 03/30/09
cool ad, but it doesn't solve my Windows problems  nathaniel_ng@... | 03/30/09
Categorising MJF  johnfenjackson@... | 03/30/09
What is the resolution of the $1,000 MacBook?  NonZealot | 03/30/09
RE: Microsoft ad: 'I'm just not cool enough to be a Mac person'  kwendling@... | 03/30/09
RE: Microsoft ad: 'I'm just not cool enough to be a Mac person'  techrepublic@... | 03/30/09
RE: Microsoft ad: 'I'm just not cool enough to be a Mac person'  xtrmgamr | 03/30/09
RE: Microsoft ad: 'I'm just not cool enough to be a Mac person'  goodcomputing | 03/31/09
to be a Mac person  jimk_z | 04/02/09
I'm not cool enough to be a Mac person  travis.duffy@... | 04/02/09
RE: Microsoft ad: 'I'm just not cool enough to be a Mac person'  colin@... | 04/02/09
The ad was scripted.  ashdude | 04/05/09
Never know  DaemonSlayer | 04/09/09
RE: Microsoft ad: 'I'm just not cool enough to be a Mac person'  stevemcintosh@... | 04/05/09
Microsoft's I'm a PC campaign created with Macs?  nathaniel_ng@... | 04/06/09
RE: Microsoft ad: 'I'm just not cool enough to be a Mac person'  flgats | 04/06/09
"i'm by far the coolest person on a pc in my mac littered office" cred=0  stevey_d | 06/29/09
Why is the leader in OS market share letting a niche player define it?  OVFlooring | 04/10/09
M$ main business: supporting 25 year old legacy code  HollywoodDog | 06/29/09
RE: Microsoft ad: 'I'm just not cool enough to be a Mac person'  gennx30 | 06/29/09
Why was Lauren's first stop the 'Mac' store?  HollywoodDog | 08/16/09

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